May Day
Tweet Pin It by Tommy Gimler After one month of baseball, your fantasy team is in a tailspin. It’s time to cut ties with these fantasy turds. Catcher – Geovany Soto, Chicago Cubs Geovany Soto is a...
View ArticleBaseball’s Best Offensive Bargains
Tweet Pin It by Tommy Gimler Here’s something my Jewish readers will love: getting the biggest bang for your buck. The average salary in Major League Baseball in 2012 is $3.44 million. That’s 3.44...
View ArticleIt’s Never Too Early To Drop These Fantasy Turds
Tweet Pin It by Tommy Gimler Attention, fantasy dorks. It’s not like we’re as impatient as a dude at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch trying to get in a quick beej before they discover he’s using a stolen...
View ArticleTurd Watch: Ike Davis Sent To Triple A Las Vegas
Tweet Pin It by Tommy Gimler New York Mets first baseman Ike Davis is going to Las Vegas but not to take bumps off of some floozy’s skin sacks. Although, if it would somehow help his swing, we’re sure...
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The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story
by Tommy Gimler Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me. Most people who pay attention to the game of baseball probably hear the name Brett...
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